Apologies for not blogging

1. It's been a while since I blogged – as compensation I’ll write a blog for each day I've missed. Including this one.
2. As a house, we share our food. Generally it works well -with cereal it leads to a range. 10 varieties apparently.
3. The small group icebreaker was building a balloon tower. The electrostatic from my hair held it to the ceiling. With sellotape.
4. Some foods can simmer for hours on the hob; tomato soup does not. After 20 minutes it had exploded everywhere. Annoyingly.
5. George Foreman: awesome. Bacon griddled is amazing in a sandwich. Great value at £20 from a charity shop. Which leads to:
6. "I’d really like to George Foreman you, you’re so sweet I bet you’d taste delicious." The best line you've ever heard?